Reason #1 Not to coupon

I will just end up buying things I don't need!

I do not buy things I don't need.  I DO "buy" things that I don't need but only if they pay me to do so.  At Walmart if the coupon exceeds the price of the item Walmart will pay you cash!  So yes I have denture cream (that I donate to the nursing home) and yes I have Tide in which I'm allergic to (that I give away as door prizes or to the Montgomery County fire victims) as long as they pay me to do it.
Recently there was a $2 any Tide no size restrictions coupon.  In the travel section there are 1 load Tide packages.  Walmart paid me $1.03 for every one I bought.

Why not count that as a discount to your organic milk or off a load of bread?